"There he was my new best friend
High heels in his hands, swayin’ in the wind
While he starts to cry, mascara runnin’ down his big Bambi eyes:
“Lana, how I hate that Nicky Wire."

"omg Becky look at his motown junk.. it’s so…big. He looks like one of rap guys boyfriends but you know who understands those rap guys? They only talk to him because he looks like a total prostitute, kay?…I mean his junk, It’s just so big! I can’t believe it’s just so round..it’s just out there..! I mean, JUST LOOK"

"You shlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag."

"Sean Moore is one sexy motherfucker."

"This is not a dress, it’s a psychedelic robe!"

"I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing"

"People assue that time is a scrict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear non-subjective viewpoint, it’s more like a big bowl of wibbly wobbly timey wimey…stuff."

"fuck off"

"I’ve got a politics degree and I’m okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I play the bass, I skip and jump,
I like press wild flowers.
I put on womens’ clothing,
And hang around in bars."

"Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur.
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr."